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220 Banned and Inappropriate Boat Names

Coast Guard rules ban certain words in the naming of boats, even though it may not seem like it sometimes. These are the specific guidelines for boat naming, which are actually pretty lax.

“The name may not be identical, actually or phonetically, to any word or words used to solicit assistance at sea; may not contain or be phonetically identical to obscene, indecent, or profane language, or to racial or ethnic epithets.”

The first part and the last parts make a lot of sense. However, the part about obscene, indecent or profane language leaves a lot open to interpretation, as we’ll see. Boaters are known for their senses of humor and that’s why funny boat names are so popular. But nowhere is that more clear than in the numbers of clever and, yes, inappropriate boat names you’ll run across in the harbor now and then.

Not everyone has the audacity to go ahead with a ballsy and even offensive name but when someone does, they really stand out. If you’re not the sort of person who wants classy Latin boat names , you need to think of something else. So, if you’re up for it, here’s our curated list of some of the best (or worst) inappropriate and banned boat names out there. Some are hilarious, some are cringeworthy, and some will maybe get you kicked out of the marina so tread carefully. Some names are definitely NSFW. Still, they may be great for your fishing boat or sailboat depending on your sense of humor and the sense of humor of the people around you.

One additional rule that is less about content than form is that a boat name cannot be more than 33 characters in length. So you can potentially use short phrases but sentences and full quotes are almost always too long.

Inappropriate But Funny Boat Names Based on Ship Puns

Thanks to the fact that ship sounds very similar to one of the most common swear words in existence, ship puns are huge for boats. Technically this does seem to violate the Coast Guard rule on inappropriate terms being phonetically similar but there are so many boats that use these names it doesn’t seem to be enforced.

In Deep Ship
Ship Happens
Ships N’ Giggles
Talkin’ Ship
Ship Poster
Ship the Bed
Shippin’ Bricks
Brick Ship House
Ship House Rat
Ship on a Shingle
Ship Disturber
Chicken Ship
Sack of Ship
Ship Kicker
Ship-Eatin’ Grin
I Ship You Not
Are You Shipping Me?
My Ship Don’t Stink
Going Apeship
Bullship Artist
King Ship of Turd Island
Pile of Ship
No Ship, Sherlock
Too Old For This Ship
Ship Or Get Off the Pot
Little Ship
Bat Ship Crazy
Cut the Ship
Does a Bear Ship in the Woods?
Like a Fly on Ship
Don’t Give a Ship
Some Good Ship
A Pig in Ship
I Feel Like Ship
Looks Like Ship
Ship for Brains
What the Ship?
Scared Shipless
What a Shiphole
Load of Ship
Crock of Ship
So Full of Ship
Bad Case of the Ships
Up Ship’s Creek
Ship Outta Luck
The Ship Hit the Fan
Ship from Shinola
Stir Ship Up
Get Your Ship Together
Losing My Ship
Ship Sandwich
On My Ship List
Ship Tickets
Having a Ship Fit
Same Ship, Different Bay
Don’t Ship Where You Eat
Ship Through a Goose
Shooting the Ship
Ship My Pants
Know Your Ship
Ship End of the Stick

Dirty Boat Names Based on Body Part Puns

Making jokes that play off of body parts or functions is another popular trend for inappropriate boat names. Bass and Aft are two big ones here because of their closeness to the real word they’re parodying, but as you’ll see a few others sneak in as well.

Salty Test Tackles
Huge Test Tackles
Bass Kicker
Kiss My Aft
Kiss My Bass
Bass Kisser
Aft Backwards
Bass Ackwards
Hauling Aft
Hauling Bass
Bustin’ Aft
Bustin’ Bass
Pain in the Aft
Pain in the Bass
Aft Over Teakettle
Bass Over Teakettle
Bass, Gas and Grass
Piece of Bass
Kicking Bass and Taking Names
Bass Lickin’
Dixie Normous
My Dixie Wrecked
Pencil Deck
Suck My Deck
Whiskey Deck
Spotted Deck
Big Deck Energy
Decked Down
Deck Measuring Contest
Chicks Before Decks
Hot Ruddered Bums
Tail Chaser

Inappropriate Boat Names Based on Dirty Puns

Sometimes just a general dirty joke gets the job done. Here’s where plays on the word naughty come out to shine.

For Fox Sake
Berth Control
The Sea Word
Nauti Nurse
Nauti By Nature
Cunning Stunts
Tide in Knots
The Dirty Dangler
Worm Dangler
Love Mussel
Fueling Around
Wake and Bake
La Seavious Acts
Motorboater
Shellfish in Bed
Pervy Scurvy
Salty Swallow
Between the Sheets
Sin or Swim
Twice a Knight
Oily Beef Hooked
Passing Wind
Passing Bass
Port-a-Party

Sex-Themed Inappropriate Boat Names

Sex-themed boat names are really popular. Some can be pretty cliche and maybe come across as a little juvenile, but people still use them. And remember, it’s your boat and you spent money on it so feel free to name it whatever makes you happy.

Doggy Style
Master Baiter
Summer Hummer
She’s Wet Again
Constantly Wet
Dripping Wet
For Wetter or Worse
In Her Course
Jetting Wetter
Full of Seamen
Floating Seamen
Wasted Seamen
Panty Puller
Oaring Around
The Reach Around
Morning Would
Thong Chaser
The Money Shot
Booty Hunter
American Booty
Call of Booty
Still Jerkin
Casting Couch
Shameless Hooker
Dirty Hooker
Cheap Hooker
High Priced Hooker
Happy Hooker
Wrecks Appeal
Wrecks Kitten
Wrecks and the City
Wrecks Life
Wrecks Machine
Wrecks Drive
Wrecks Object
Wrecks on the Beach
Wrecks Symbol
Wrecks Starved
The Joy of Wrecks
Wrecks Talk
The Opposite Wrecks
Boats n’ Hoes
Moisture Missile

The Dirtiest Boat Names

We’re hiding this one at the bottom. If you made it this far then maybe you’re not easily offended so these over the top names could be right up your alley. Would I name my boat any of these things? No. But I would laugh if I saw your boat with one of these inscribed on it,

Bass 2 Mouth
Fillet Show
Cummin Hard

Names to be Cautious Of

Like I said above, the Coast Guard will ban certain names and not allow you to use them. You can’t call your boat something like “Coast Guard One” or “Mayday.” Nothing that makes you sound like an official rescue or government/law enforcement vessel. Likewise you can’t use terms like Mayday that are related to rescue at sea.

Here are a few words that will not get past registration:

Coast Guard
Man Overboard

While the inappropriate words you can and can’t use can be debated based on the Coast Guard’s vague rules, remember one other thing if you want to push the limits with your boat name – there’s more than the Coast Guard at sea. If you’re using a marina, or are interested in joining a boating club or yacht club, they are well within their rights to ban any boat they don’t want around for a reason simple as a name they deem offensive.

The Bottom Line

The Coast Guard does have rules about what you can and can’t name a boat but they specifically ban anything that could be confusing in an emergency situation. Other names are supposed to not be offensive but there’s a lot of latitude in how that’s interpreted. That said, don’t forget that your local harbor or boating club could ban you for a name they find offensive. Likewise, if it’s a name you’d be embarrassed to show off to your mom or your coworkers, you might want to rethink it. But if you still feel like your inappropriate name is right for your boat, then best of luck!

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200 Funny Boat Names Dirty Ideas

Choosing a boat name is a fun and creative process, and some owners like to inject humor into it. “Funny Boat Names Dirty Ideas” highlights those cheeky and witty choices that can give everyone a chuckle.

In this article, we will discuss how to pick out a funny and slightly naughty name for your boat. We’ll dive into the do’s and don’ts, ensuring your boat’s name is memorable and brings a smile to those who see it.

Table of Contents

50 Hilarious Boat Names

1. “Seas the Day”

2. “Ship Happens”

3. “Nauti Buoy”

4. “Aqua-holic”

5. “Sailin’ Dirty”

6. “Pier Pressure”

7. “Knot on Call”

8. “Reel Naughty”

9. “Boat-er of the Seas”

10. “Buoys in the Hood”

11. “Liquid Asset”

12. “No Egrets”

13. “The Codfather”

14. “A Fishful of Dollars”

15. “Salty Dog”

16. “Knot So Fast”

17. “Yacht to Trot”

18. “Fishin’ Impossible”

19. “Buoyant Behavior”

20. “Sailor Moon”

21. “Pier Review”

22. “Ship Faced”

23. “Hull’s Angels”

24. “Fish ‘N’ Ships”

25. “Seas the Moment”

26. “Aye Sea You”

27. “Nauti or Nice”

28. “Aquaholics Anonymous”

29. “Reely Nauti”

30. “Boat of Theseus”

31. “Sail La Vie”

32. “Rudderly Ridiculous”

33. “Knot for Sale”

34. “Buoy, Oh Buoy!”

35. “Deckadence”

36. “The Salty Pretzel”

37. “Sail-ver Lining”

38. “Fishin’ for Compliments”

39. “Knot in Kansas Anymore”

40. “Aqua-dabra”

41. “Sloop John B.”

42. “Marlin Brando”

43. “Yachts of Fun”

44. “Shark Bait”

45. “Captain Hooked”

46. “Tug-nacious”

47. “Seas the Cheese”

48. “Anchor Management”

49. “Buoy Wonder”

50. “Sailmates”

50 Redneck Boat Names

1. Bayou Breeze

2. Gator Glide

3. Mudskipper

4. Swamp Stomper

5. Catfish King

6. Dixie Dreamer

7. Crawdad Crusader

8. Lazy River Queen

9. Mossy Mariner

10. Delta Drifter

11. Redneck Rambler

12. Rebel Rafter

13. Southern Swimmer

14. Camo Cruiser

15. Backwater Belle

16. Pecan Paddler

17. Bullfrog Bounty

18. Lagoon Legend

19. Muddy Waters

20. Cottonmouth Captain

21. River Rat

22. Nautical Noodler

23. Tugboat Tinkerer

24. Sippin’ on Sunshine

25. Fishin’ Folly

26. Cypress Skipper

27. Moonshine Marauder

28. Bayou Bandit

29. Alligator Ally

30. Paddlewheel Princess

31. Delta Duchess

32. Cajun Queen

33. Swampy Sailor

34. Mudcat Maven

35. Southern Skiff

36. Rustic Roamer

37. Catfish Hunter

38. Gator Getter

39. Bayou Beauty

40. Swamp Songbird

41. Lazy Day Drifter

42. Cattail Cruiser

43. Riverbank Rebel

44. Southern Serenity

45. Soggy Sailor

46. Mossy Muncher

47. Delta Daze

48. Backwoods Barge

49. Mudflap Mariner

50. Bayou Bliss

50 Gangster Boat Names

The Mobster Mariner
Crime Wave Cruiser
Capone’s Cutwater
Bootlegger’s Bounty
Gangland Galleon
Vessel of Vice
Smuggler’s Sovereign
Hitman’s Harbor
Prohibition Pirate
Cosa Nostra Clipper
Mafia Mainsail
Kingpin’s Ketch
Bulletproof Brigantine
Godfather’s Galley
Bootleg Barge
Mob Boss Yacht
Alcatraz Ark
Gangster Gondola
Rum Runner Raft
Mafia Matador
Mobster Monohull
Sopranos Schooner
Gangster Galleon
Don’s Dinghy
Outlaw Odyssey
Syndicate Sloop
Underworld Uncharted
Speakeasy Sailboat
The Big Heist Hull
Smokin’ Scow
Mafioso Man-of-War
Tommy Gun Trawler
Crime Cartel Cutter
Black Market Brig
Bootlegger’s Buoy
Gangster Gulet
The Enforcer Eddy
Mobster Marlin
Cartel Catamaran
Mafia Marauder
Capo’s Catboat
Bootleg Bandit
Gangland Gondolier
Criminal Catboat
La Cosa Nostra Liner
Bulletproof Bireme
Underworld U-Boat
Gangster Gull
Mobster Motorboat
Syndicate Sailfish
The Smuggler’s Skiff

50 Badass Boat Names

Sea Serpent
Thunderstrike
Neptune’s Fury
Black Pearl
Ocean Maverick
Storm Chaser
Midnight Mariner
Poseidon’s Wrath
Siren’s Song
Kraken’s Revenge
Buccaneer’s Bounty
Tempest Titan
Crimson Tide
Leviathan’s Roar
Pirate’s Plunder
Aqua Avenger
Serenity Seeker
Marlin King
Aquatic Gladiator
Salty Scoundrel
Nautical Nomad
Maelstrom Majesty
Treasure Hunter
Coral Crusader
Wind Warrior
Captain Chaos
Mermaid’s Whisper
Tidal Terror
Atlantis Explorer
Deep Dive Dominator
Bounty Hunter
Tsunami Tamer
Submarine Slayer
Vortex Voyager
Triton’s Trident
Jolly Roger
Aquatic Aces
Storm Surge
Mariner’s Fortune
Neptune’s Nexus
Pirate’s Curse

Can I use any boat name I want?

No, Coast Guard rules prohibit names that are identical to obscene, indecent, or profane language, or to racial or ethnic epithets.

Are there length restrictions for boat names?

Yes, boat names cannot exceed 33 characters in length.

Can I use ship puns in boat names?

Yes, ship puns are popular, but they should be used with caution as they can sound similar to inappropriate terms.

Choosing a funny or slightly naughty name for your boat can add a touch of humor and personality to your maritime adventures. It’s all about having fun and expressing your unique style on the waves.

If you want to add some flair to the name, the On4t font generator is a handy tool. It can transform plain text into something eye-catching, making your boat’s name stand out even more.

Navigating Humor on the High Seas: The Funniest Boat Dirty Names

Anchors aweigh, and the chuckles set sail! Boating enthusiasts and the nautically inclined often take their love for the ocean to a whole new level – and sometimes, that level dips into the delightfully dirty humor of boat naming. From punny wordplay to innuendos that bellow across the bow, unconventional boat names have become a tradition as seas have laughter. In this extensive and entertaining guide, we’re going to explore the deep waters of the funniest, yet markedly questionable, boat names. Come aboard as we chart a course through the most humorous vessels to grace the high seas!

Why Do We Name Our Boats?

The practice of naming boats has deep roots in maritime history. From ancient seafarers who believed that a vessel’s name could please the gods and calm the tides, to contemporary boat owners seeking an identity for their ship, boat-naming has always been an important ritual. But why go for the laugh instead of the gravitas? Perhaps it’s the salty air that inspires a sense of whimsy or simply the sheer joy of wordplay. In any case, a humorous boat name can become the pied piper of the port, drawing smiles and sometimes surreptitious scoffs from passersby.

The Boundary of Humor: “Dirty” but Delightful Boat Names

“Dirtiness” in the context of boat names can set off humor from many angles. It might involve a cheeky double entendre, a playful jab at maritime tradition, or a sly nod to popular culture. We’re not advocating tastelessness or offensiveness, but rather appreciate the artful lines where the sea of humor meets the shore of daring but not distressing. A well-crafted dirty boat name can be a beacon of wit that lightens the load and breaks the monotonous swells of the mundane.

Pun-der the Sea

Puns are the lifeblood of humor, and when it comes to boat names, they flow as freely as the tide. Picture a vessel named ‘A Little Dinghy’ or ‘Reel Dirty.’ These names are not just punny; they showcase a clever intertwining of nautical themes with a sprinkle of naughtiness. They are the linguistic rudders that can steer conversations into the delightful waters of laughter.

InNUDEos on Water

While we skirt the line of what’s in good taste, boat names like ‘Seas the Day’ or ‘Buoys Will Be Buoys’ seem to encapsulate the essence of the nautical spirit with a subtle wink. They encourage a playful outlook without veering into vulgar territory, proving that a dash of cheek can be just as salty as the ocean itself.

Setting Sail with Style

Creating a funny boat name is no small feat; it takes a certain level of linguistic acrobatics and comedic timing to craft a name that sails straight into the heart of humor. It’s about more than just being dirty – it’s about being clever, surprising, and most importantly, enjoyable. Here are a few guidelines to keep in mind when naming your boat with wit:

Cleverness Counts

A dirty boat name should first and foremost be clever. It should take a common nautical term and twist it in a way that’s both unexpected and grin-inducing. A name that’s smartly risqué without being crass can instantly elevate the spirit of your sea-craft.

Keep It Classic with a Twist

Echoing maritime clichés is all well and good, but the real comedic gold comes from adding that quirky twist. For example, “The Salty Seaman” takes a traditional term for an experienced sailor and gives it an unexpected, wry nuance that’s sure to elicit a chuckle.

Shared Context is Key

A good dirty boat name should be relatable enough that others can share in the joke. Whether it’s a reference to a popular TV show or movie, or simply a pun that most people can grasp, ensuring a modicum of shared context can turn your boat’s name into a crowd-pleaser.

The Legal Waters of Boat-Naming

Every harbor, like every part of life, has its set of rules. When it comes to naming your boat, these rules can be surprisingly stringent. In the US, for example, the U.S. Coast Guard has specific guidelines for boat names, including restrictions on length, format, and certain words or phrases that can’t be used. It’s important to familiarize yourself with these regulations to avoid any unexpected storms in your naming process.

What’s in a (Boat) Name?

Well, for starters, it should not include any profanity or language that might be considered offensive. Boat names that are obscene, derogatory, or promoting illegal activities are likely to be sent back to the drawing board.

Avoiding Confusion

Your boat’s name should not sound similar to any distress signals or the word “Mayday.” The goal is to ensure that in the chaos of an emergency, your boat’s name doesn’t lead to undue confusion or mix-up.

Keep It Clean When Going Global

If you plan on sailing abroad, it’s essential to recognize that different countries may have different standards. A name that seems inoffensive in your native tongue might carry a very different connotation elsewhere. Cultural sensitivity is crucial, and a little research upfront can save a lot of headache down the line.

Crafting a Dirty Boat Name of Your Own

Feeling inspired to give your boat a humorous moniker? Here are a few suggestions to help get your creative propellers turning:

The Unsinkable Pun-draiser

Start by jotting down all the puns and wordplays you can think of related to the sea. From there, start mixing and matching phrases until you find one that resonates with the cheeky captain within.

A Stern Talk About Culture

Remember that humor can be subjective, and what seems like a lighthearted jest to one person may be a serious faux pas to another. Always double-check your potential boat name against cultural and local standards.

Sea-d Your Nautical Lore

The more you know about the sea and boating culture, the more informed (and funnier) your boat name can be. Research famous boats and their names for inspiration, and maybe even find a clever way to pay homage to the great vessels of the past.

Afloat with Laughter: 5 Intriguing Facts about Funny Boat Names

Reflecting Personality : Often, a boat’s name serves as a floating reflection of the owner’s personality and sense of humor. Funny boat names like “Unsinkable II” or “Knot On Call” can give onlookers a quick glimpse into the playful or irreverent attitudes of those at the helm.
Timeless Tradition : The practice of giving boats humorous names dates back centuries. It’s a maritime tradition that intertwines the seriousness of the sea with the light-heartedness of human creativity. This blend of respect for the ocean’s power and a need for levity at sea continues to flourish among modern sailors.
Social Bonding : Sharing a laugh over a cleverly named boat can be an icebreaker among seafarers. Funny boat names not only serve as conversation starters but also help to build a sense of community and camaraderie in marinas and dockyards around the world.
Memorability : A boat with a humorous name is far more likely to be remembered than one with a more conventional name. This memorability can be beneficial, making it easier for other boaters to recall and reference in radio communication or in casual conversation.
Creative Challenge : Coming up with a funny and original boat name is often seen as a creative challenge among boat owners. It’s an opportunity to play with words, nautical terms, and cultural references to craft a name that’s both unique and amusing. This creative process can be as rewarding as it is entertaining, showing that there’s art in the act of naming a vessel.

Sailing into the Sunset

The ocean, vast and immeasurable, has always drawn mankind’s curiosity and imagination. From the myths of ancient mariners to the practical science of modern sailors, the sea remains a source of inspiration and awe. And sometimes, the best way to cope with such monumental grandeur is to inject a little humor into the mix.

When it comes to naming boats, whether they be grand yachts, humble dinghies, or anything in between, the undercurrent of humor can add a personal touch that lasts as long as the ship sails. With wit as your compass and laughter as your north star, venture forth with a boat name that’s as unforgettable as the journeys it undertakes. Fair winds and following seas, and may your boat’s name always be the funniest, and fleetingly dirty, on the dock.

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